If the mind answers…

My life would have been micro short if God had connected the tongue to my mind. I have come across many situations where my mind said the truth and my tongue lied.

For example are the few situations where my mind yelled something, and the tongue whispered something else.

1. My girlfriend says, “You don’t love me anymore”. And my mind said “Finally, she has woken up. Good morning. Honey!”.

2. When I was 12 years old, my dad said “Children of your age can fly airplanes and you cant even wash your face properly”. The mind answered it quickly “Dad, Bill Gates is younger than you” but thank god it was pin drop silence at the top and dad continued.

3. “Why are you late?” said the boss. “How come you are early today” answered my mind. And I don’t want to mention the bosses name.

4. I always find it funny when people ask questions to which they can never get genuine replies. One of them was asked by my teacher in standard 11^th “Why haven’t you done your homework?” The reply in my mind was” Your subject is too boring”.

5. The landlord said ” The rent of the place has been increased by Rs. 2000/- only, from next month”. I didn’t say “Seems like your wife has robbed off all your money”

6. Lastly a situation where my friend once said me “I had a fight with my girlfriend and have broken up”. My mind was happy and had lots of thanks giving messages ready for him. The best one was “Thanks buddy. I'll keep her happy in your absence”.

At last, I just want to thank the almighty for the accurate wiring of my body.