The Height of Heights

Height of cost cutting: Requesting a beggar to return 50 paise of the 1 Rs. you give him.

Height of recession fear: Boss coming to office on time.

Height of laziness: Adopting a child. (Courtesy to the person who sent me this SMS and gave me the idea to write many more heights)

Height of Advertising: An anti-aging cream for a new born.

Height of Silence: While watching porn in your room.

Height of traffic: Reaching office when everybody is leaving for home.

Height of Gtalking: Ignoring people if they don’t make a (dhing) sound before talking.

Height of corruption: Weeding anniversaries.

Height of lie: Advertising.

Height of spying: Checking pockets of the invigilator.

Height of storage: A lady having stomach ache for 1 day.

Height of torture: Ram Gopal Verma ki AAG.

Height of luck: Getting married to a virgin in 2020.

Height of Bad luck: Getting robbed thrice before you reach the police station.

Height of abusing: Dropping a catch of Afridi on the first ball.

Height of idleness: This post.

I’m not writing this post from the peak of Himalayas. If you like the heights, then please leave some more heights for me to answer. Or i'll have to spend more time finding the heights rather than answering them.

Warning: Dumb headed need not leave their height in the comment book.

More heights to follow as it is, The height of heights.