Height of recession fear: Boss coming to office on time.
Height of laziness: Adopting a child. (Courtesy to the person who sent me this SMS and gave me the idea to write many more heights)
Height of Advertising: An anti-aging cream for a new born.
Height of Silence: While watching porn in your room.
Height of traffic: Reaching office when everybody is leaving for home.
Height of Gtalking: Ignoring people if they don’t make a (dhing) sound
Height of corruption: Weeding anniversaries.
Height of lie: Advertising.
Height of spying: Checking pockets of the invigilator.
Height of storage: A lady having stomach ache for 1 day.
Height of torture: Ram Gopal Verma ki AAG.
Height of luck: Getting married to a virgin in 2020.
Height of Bad luck: Getting robbed thrice before you reach the police station.
Height of abusing: Dropping a catch of Afridi on the first ball.
Height of idleness: This post.
Warning: Dumb headed need not leave their height in the comment book.
